Thoughts on the new "The Odd Couple" and "Mr. Robinson"

To be honest, I don't watch a ton of TV. Mainly, I wait for a few seasons of a given show to pass, then if enough positive buzz surrounds the show, I find a way to binge-watch it and catch up. To illustrate how behind-the-times I am with TV, I just started watching "The Walking Dead" and "Sons of Anarchy." I did, however, find myself in front of my TV the other night with little to do and not much on (it's a slow time for sports, especially when your favorite baseball team has been dead in the water for months already), and watched the new incarnation of "The Odd Couple" with Matthew Perry and Thomas Lennon, plus the new show "Mr. Robinson" with the always-likable Craig Robinson.

I'm not going to do a detailed breakdown of each, because I wouldn't be a good judge of casting, acting, and those things that make up a television show. I pay attention to the writing, but that's about as close to being a TV "critic" as I get. For "The Odd Couple" and "Mr. Robinson," the writing seemed fine, especially considering how young these shows are in their development. The one thing that did strike me, though, was how both of these shows seemed outdated, which should never be the case with a brand new series.

Maybe it's because I've grown to despise the use of a laugh track, or maybe it's because I'm ignorant to most new shows, but I couldn't help thinking that "The Odd Couple" and "Mr. Robinson" just kept sinking further into the ocean of forgettable shows the more I watched. I really like all the main characters involved in each of the shows. Matthew Perry has good comedic sense and timing, I've been a fan of Tom Lennon's since "The State," and Craig Robinson has carved out a niche for himself that makes him as close to a singular talent as possible (his musical talent doesn't hurt this case at all, either).

Anyway, a good comedy show contains some semblance of a rhythm to it ... the jokes hit on beats. It might not be a uniform rhythm like in music, but it's hidden in the writing somewhere. That's what hit me the wrong way. It's entirely possible the the old-school networks are to blame, but watching these shows felt like Taylor Swift taking a composition by Beethoven, erasing most of the notes but leaving every fourth note (the "joke" notes), and trying to re-write the rest of the song around the skeleton of the Beethoven piece, in an attempt to make it her own. Which is to say: "The Odd Couple" and "Mr. Robinson" seemed to me to be written too much to structure that it was detrimental to each of them. Instead of finding their own rhythm, they took the standard good-but-not-great, white bread skeleton of a tried-and-true comedy show, erased the content, re-made it to make it somewhat their own, but still tried to hit all the same joke notes that have been hit a million times before. It's like in football, the common logic of yesteryear was that any good team had to run the ball and stop the run. That type of low risk/low reward style of play is a recipe for mediocrity in today's pass-happy game. It's time for network television to air it out a little instead of keeping their new shows on the ground.  

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As you can see, the great majority of content here deals with sports. As the author of this page, I now write for LastWordOnSports.com, which obviously gets precedent over this little thing. If you would like more sports from me, head over to LWOS. However, my post about the State Farm commercial continues to get clicks, so I will continue to post here about non-sports stuff -- probably music, TV, and more take-downs of dumb commercials. Thanks for checking this here blog out.

-Ryan Timmerman (@TheDudeMan3)

Why All Sports Arguments Come Down To Reasons and Excuses (And Why I Hate It)

Even though I love sports, I oftentimes get annoyed by sports fans.  To me, most just seem too emotional and irrational - if not hypocritical - for my liking.  The mental gymnastics that sports fans go through in order to defend their own guys, but then either turn their back on guys when they leave the team, or justify the actions of players on one's favorite team while criticizing another player's similar actions  on a different teams makes me go crazy.  Recently, I realized this all boils down to how sports fans disseminate between two words: reasons and excuses.

See, when someone's favorite team wins, the fan base  looks for reasons their team won, or excuses why they lost.  We're largely dealing with the exact same thing, only arguing over the semantics of it.  I guess that's just the way the world works these days, but that doesn't mean I have to like it.  What makes sports different, however, is that we keep score.  In other instances, people could argue over whether the protesters in Ferguson, Missouri are a symbol for the progress we still need to make toward racial equality, or if they're "rioting" for riot's sake.  These arguments can go for hours, days, weeks, years.  In sports, the side who's ahead on the scoreboard when triple zeros appear on the clock ultimately will win the argument with the guy in the bar stool next to them who's rooting for the losing side.  This might occasionally unfair; perhaps it might be unfair more often than occasionally.  Either way, it is the argument-ender.

Moreover, reasons and excuses can sort of have alternate meanings.  People who are in the "Baseball players who used PEDs should be banned from the Hall of Fame" camp use PED use as the reason why those players achieved such a high level of success, and use that reasoning to diminish their accomplishment.  Defenders of those players see those "reasons" as excuses not to vote for the best players of their generation.  Again, it's the same subject matter, same players, but interpreted subjectively on each side of the sports-viewing pendulum.  The most common area where something like this happens are in movies and television.  People can watch the same movie but come away with very different interpretations.  These interpretations, however, are probably more objective views than in other areas.  As with the Ferguson protesters, they way they're viewed most likely aligns with one's political views.  This is similar to sports, where one's favorite team clouds their objectivity and we end up with a great deal of confirmation bias - where people's mind's are made up beforehand, then fit their rationale around the position they were going to have all along.  But again, in sports we keep score, there are no open-ended endings.

I suppose sports wouldn't be as much fun if everyone was fair-minded, but I guess I'm just not wired like most sports fans.  If nothing else, I strive to be consistent in my views, and that often comes at the cost of being the best fan I could be.  I don't mean to take a holier-than-thou tone, in fact I'm often jealous of friends who take sports so seriously.  I'd love to be throw-the-remote-at-the-TV guy, but I just can't; I can't because to me it seems inconsistent with broader views. Or at least that's my reason why I don't get as worked up about sports as I used to ... or maybe that's just my excuse.

 

#DumbMarketing: Is State Farm Offering Divorce/Leave Your Kids Insurance?

Here's the commercial in question (although you've probably seen it already):

Now, before the final sequence here are the "never" moments that occur:

1) "I'm never getting married ... guaranteed."
2) "We're never having kids."
3) "We're never moving to the suburbs."
4) "We are never getting [a mini-van]."
5) "We are never having another kid."

And finally,

5) "I'm never letting go."

The ending seems sweet enough, if not a downright touching moment. But think about it: what evidence do we have that this guy really means he's "never letting go"? None. Not only that, all the evidence points to the contrary. 

With the sample we're given, it's actually safer to bet on him leaving his wife and kids than actually staying with them, because, ya know, the whole commercial is built on the guy reneging on things he said he'd never do.

Furthermore, once you think about it in terms of this guy leaving his wife and kids,(or at least entertain the possibility), doesn't it make the ending really bizarre? After the final "I'm never letting go," the State Farm ad proclaims it's there "For all the nevers in life." Really, ALL the nevers? Wouldn't it have been better to sort of get ahead of the assumption that -- as far as this commercial goes -- "never" never means "never"?

I mean, they could have gone with something like "Sometimes never means 'never' ... for all the other nevers, there's State Farm." Nope. They went with ALL the nevers. Then, the State Farm logo/words are underscored with "Auto" (presumably referring to the mini-van), "Home" (self-explanatory), "Life" (more in a second), and "Bank" (referring to the family's and/or the guy's money/savings).

 So, this "Life" thing. I think it's safe to say the "Life" category can't really be boiled down to one simple thing like the other areas of auto, home, and bank. 

Life is more complex and all-encompassing. Since it's an insurance ad, one of those aspects of "Life" would undoubtedly be life insurance -- as in, money left for the guy's family should something horrible and unexpected happen. But maybe we could also combine the "Life" and "Bank" areas to offer something in the way of a separate account should the guy find himself without his wife and kids.

Admittedly, that's sort of a conspiracy theory, but the divorce rate is about 50/50, so it's not like assuming a divorce is in the works is assuming the thing that happens 1% of the time will happen.  We're betting even odds here.  

But before you make me the bad guy for suggesting a bad ending, remember, State Farm is there for ALL the nevers.

The Myth of “Disciplined” Teams in the NFL

We often hear TV personalities or analysts describe NFL teams in terms of how “disciplined” they are, and how the good teams aren't prone to committing dumb penalties.  But is that true?  Is there any correlation/causation between the number of penalties a team commits and their win-loss record?  I've been pretty fascinated by the http://www.nflpenalties.com/ website which tracks all penalties called throughout the NFL.  Using that data, not only is it clear that there is no relationship between being “disciplined” and winning … but that the teams we call “disciplined” may not be.

So far this season, on a per game basis, the four teams that are most penalty prone are: Denver (which sports a 7-3 record while committing a league-high 8.7 penalties a game); New England (8-2, with 8.4 penalties a game); then Seattle (6-4) and Buffalo (5-5) each at 8.1 penalties per game.

One of the league’s worst teams, Jacksonville (1-9), has committed the least at 4.2 penalties per game - if there’s an NFL analyst out there gushing over how “disciplined” Jacksonville is, they’re not on my TV.

Green Bay is seventh from the bottom at 5.6 a game.

If you break it down by penalty yards given up, New England (752 yards on 84 total penalties) and Denver (711 yards on 87 total penalties) again are tops in the league, compared to Jacksonville at just 331 yards on only 42 total penalties.  That’s around 400 yards through 10 games that the Patriots and Broncos have given up that the Jaguars haven’t - a pretty sizable chunk of real estate (not to mention the Jags’ total penalty count is half the size).

This isn’t just an aberration, let’s go back to last year, the most-penalized teams were:

1. Super Bowl Champion Seattle Seahawks (152 total penalties, 8 per game, for 1,415 total yards given up)
2. 7-9 St. Louis Rams (123 total, 7.69 per, 1,009 yards)
3. 4-12 Tampa Bay Buccaneers (121 total, 7.56 per, 1136 yards

In 2012:

1. 7-8-1 St. Louis Rams (129 total, 8.06 per, 973 yards)
2. 8-8 Dallas Cowboys (118 total, 7.38 per, 853 yards)
3. Super Bowl Champion Baltimore Ravens (145 total, 7.25 per, 1,335 yards)

In the cases of the ‘13 Seahawks and ‘12 Ravens, the additional playoff games skew their totals a bit, but the per game averages are still very telling.

The website has data going back to the 2009 season, so if you’re curious, go check it out for yourself.

Obviously, no team tries to lead the league in penalties, and I’m not making the argument they should, but I just think it’s interesting how the media and NFL fans come up with these narratives (like “Bill Belichick demands his Patriots be the most disciplined team”) when the data simply does not back up these claims.  Honestly, I’m not sure what to make of these stats, but that’s sort of my point: maybe we get too caught up in the play-to-play reaction to realize that we don’t really understand what we’re watching when it comes to judging the “discipline” of NFL teams.

Reaction to the (Over)Reaction: NFL Week 1 [Packers v. Seahawks]

Richard Sherman gets in people's heads.  He gets in opposing players' heads, he gets in opposing coaches' heads.  Now he's in our heads.  In fact, he's so good at getting in people's heads (and at football) that his greatness in these areas has us confused as to who or what caused the Packers loss in Seattle Thursday night.  

In our sports culture today, fans and media put way more attention and focus on placing blame rather than giving credit.  Why?  I'm not sure, but here's my best guess: We're at a place in sports where everybody loves to say "I told you so."  We're all coaches sitting on our couches.  We can't say "I told you so" when we give credit, so we focus on the negative.  Further, in our effort to prove we know more than the guys in uniform or on the sideline, when a certain play or game plan doesn't pan out, today's sports fan loves nothing more than to second-guess said play/game plan.  Because when you second-guess what did happen, you can never be wrong in saying what didnot happen would have worked.  Thus, the greatness of Richard Sherman has us blaming Mike McCarthy and the Green Bay coaching staff for GB's loss.

Now, I have seen people challenge Sherman's awesomeness by claiming he can't be that great if he only plays one side of the field.  This is simply ridiculous.  Seattle has obviously made this part of their gameplan, and they know much more about this than any of us will (or can).  By making Sherman a staple on one side, it affects the way the safties, linebackers, ect. play.  Perhaps Seattle figured that, by putting Sherman on one side of the field, they can put their best cover-safety on the other - because if Sherman practically shuts off one half of the field, it'd be a waste to also have your best safety on that side, no?  Also, by placing Sherman on one side, it forces the opponent to adjust to them.  There's a big difference between game planning for an opponent and game planning around an opponent.  If you force and opponent to game plan around you, you've already got an edge.  By playing Sherman on one side, Seattle basically offers a challenge - here he is, you know where he's gonna be, have at it, hoss.  For the Seahawks and Sherman, there are only right answers, and the one they choose is to have him play one side of the field.  Suggesting he's somehow a lesser player for that holds no water.

As for the other side of the ball - the side we're more concerned about - the Packers did the right thing by forcing Sherman to cover Jarrett Boykin all game.  But before we get into that, let's put one thing to rest (I don't want to spend too much time on it because it's so dumb, but it's got a lot of attention); the Packers did NOT go into the game knowing they weren't going to throw Sherman's way, it was just a by-product of what the game dictated.  Think about it: Why would McCarthy tell the best quarterback on the planet not to throw to one side of the field?  And why would Aaron Rodgers listen?  Even if McCarthy did that, wouldn't Rodgers be inclined to take it as a challenge to throw at Sherman?  On the field, Rodgers is a quarterbacking robot programmed to throw to the open man, why would McCarthy intentionally mess with that programming?  I don't know McCarthy told Rodgers not to throw at Sherman, but it seems pretty implausible that he would have the balls to tell his all-world QB that Seattle's cornerback is better at his job than Rodgers is at his.  We're so insistent on placing blame, that let's just say the Rodgers threw Sherman's way a few times and all fell incomplete.  In theory, the criticism of McCarthy would have to go away, but I'm convinced that the criticism just would have been focused elsewhere.  We just look for the lowest-hanging fruit, and not throwing at Sherman was the easiest and juiciest fruit on the tree of criticism.

Criticizing in this way is just building a straw-man argument. That is: it's framing the conversation in a way (that's not even provable) so that it guarentees one will be on the right side of the conversation. Above that, it's also kind of mentally lazy.

Anyway, back to the decision to put Boykin on Sherman's side.  It was absolutely the route to go.  Think about like this:  if an NBA team could choose who LeBron James guarded on defense, wouldn't they choose to have him defend their third-best player?  Why would they want James to take out their best option and force their role-players to exceed expectations instead of allowing James to remove a role-player with the hopes their stars play like stars?  Seattle chose right in how they use(d) Sherman and the Packers chose right in trying to gameplan around him.  Here's the kicker: Anybody who's upset at McCarthy and/or convinced the Packers decided before the game not to throw to Sherman's side needs to 1) explain how getting the ball in Jarrett Boykin's hands changes the outcome of the game, and 2) show me a play where Boykin, ya know, got open.

Green Bay not throwing at Sherman was not designed, rather them just taking what the defense gave them (or did not give them).  Either way, Seattle made GB's passing game look about as average - I won't say bad - as it has looked probably since Rodgers' first season as a starter.  

There was a recent article in Forbes Magazine that named Packers fans the best in football, let's prove it by being a little different, let's give credit where credit is due instead of doing what everybody else is doing and forming the angry mob to seek out that week's scapegoat.  Seattle was just plain better on Thursday night. McCarthy's not our scapegoat, Richard Sherman is just that good.

R.I.P., "NBA Sucks" Guy

If there's one stereotypical sports fan out there that I'm increasingly running out of patience with, it's the "NBA sucks" guy.  Huge numbers of people out there just don't give the NBA the credit it deserves (for absurd reasons like "the college game is better," or "nobody in the NBA plays defense").  Further, they simply don't recognize the current wave of talent in the NBA - a wave that just might perhaps make today's NBA the most-talented basketball league ever.

One thing that I can't seem to get through to people is this:  I maintain that during the '90s (the Jordan Era), the NBA was down, from a talent standpoint.  That's not to take anything away from Jordan - again, he' s the unanimous G.O.A.T. (also, part of it may be that Jordan was so good, everyone else looked bad by comparison) - but let's take a closer look at the talent level in the NBA throughout the decades by using the Hall of Fame as an indicator of elite talent.  Broken down by decade, here's a cliff notes version of the number of active HoFers that were playing during any given time-span, starting with the '50-'51 season.

From the '50-'51 season, through the '59-'60 season, the most active HoFers in any season was 26 (in both '55-'56, and '56-'57).  The fewest number was 18 in '50-'51.  You get the idea, here's the breakdown by decade:

From '60-'70: High -  29 ('68-'69;'69-'70); Low - 23 ('60-'61; '61-'62)
From '70-'80: High - 31 ('70-'71); Low 21 ('75-'76)
From '80-'90: High - 29 ('85); Low - 24 ('81-'82)

From here on, it gets a bit tricky because some players are still active or haven't been retired long enough for induction, but for simplicity sake, the following players are added to the HoF list: Kobe Bryant, Shaq O'Neal, Jason Kidd, Ray Allen, Kevin Garnett, Paul Pierce, Tim Duncan, Dirk Nowitzki, Allen Iverson, and Kwame Brown. So, adding those guys:

From '90-'00: High - 20 ('90-'91) Low - 8 ('09-'10)

Now, the low of 8 in '09-'10 is misleading (stay tuned) because so many HoFers are still active/not yet eligible.  However, I think it's safe to say that anybody who played during the '90-'91 season that's worthy of HoF induction is in already ... okay, maybe not, you could talk me into Tim Hardaway, Glen Rice, and maybe a couple others.  But even if we add 3 more guys to the 20 already in, that number (representing the highest number of active HoFers during the decade) is still equal to or less than the low of any decade save for the '75-'76 season. Also, keep in mind that through the '70s, the talent was divided between the NBA and ABA (that's a very important sub-plot to all of this).

This brings us up to the present.  Who are the active HoFers playing today?  Well, of the years I looked at, the absolute highest number of active HoFers in any season is 31 (during '70-'71), but the number playing in today's game could eclipse that rather easily.  Let's break it down:

Sure-fire HoFers playing now: LeBron James, Steve Nash, Kobe Bryant, Kevin Durant, Kevin Garnett, Dwyane Wade, Carmelo Anthony, Tim Duncan, Chris Paul, Dirk Nowitzki, Dwight Howard, Pau Gasol, Tony Parker, Manu Ginobili, Paul Pierce, and Ray Allen.  (16 players)

Well on their way: Chris Bosh, Blake Griffin, Kevin Love, Steph Curry, LaMarcus Aldridge, James Harden, Paul George, Russell Westbrook, and John Wall.  (9 players)

Work to do, but in the conversation: Rajon Rondo, Damian Lillard, Anthony Davis, Al Horford, Al Jefferson, Ricky Rubio, Serge Ibaka, Andrew Bogut, Deron Williams, Derrick Rose, Joakim Noah, Luol Deng, Eric Bledsoe, DeMarcus Cousins, Roy Hibbert, Chandler Parsons, Zach Randolph, Marc Gasol, Joe Johnson, David West, Kyrie Irving, Andre Drummond, Bradley Beal, Klay Thompson, and Paul Millsap. (25 players)

And that's to say nothing of this year's draft class - supposedly one of the deepest drafts ever, and the draft prior.  So, combining the "Sure-fire" and "On their way" categories, there's 25 players set to be enshrined in the HoF.  That means out of the remaining players, we're 6 short of tying the record for most HoFers active during one season. (I think we'll get there.)

By breaking it down like this, one can see the level of elite talent in any season relative to the overall talent in the league itself.  I may be bias, but given the names mentioned of players active today that could one day be immortalized, it becomes clear that the NBA is rebounding nicely from the apparent lack of elite talent in the prior generation.  Enjoy the present, NBA fans, this is as good as it gets.  And to you, Mr. "NBA sucks" guy, I say good day, sir.